NMCI: worst idea since "Greedo Shoots First"
Most of you know that I work for the Government. What you may not know is that, even though I get frustrated as an employee, I have recently gotten very upset as a taxpayer. Nothing is upsetting me...
View ArticleI'm going to slap JeN around
Well, the cat’s out of the bag for me, thanks to JD, and now I’ll definitely have some ‘splainin to do to those I never let know about theonion. On the other hand, it’s been a positive experience in...
View ArticleD'oh.
The Phish shows in Hampton are over. New Years is over. My finger is probably broken, but at a minimum, hurts like hell, I’m sick and generally feel like poo, and my car is bashed up and I don’t know...
View ArticleIt's Funny Cause It's True
I’m such a loser. I don’t need a weblog. I never kept a diary, why would I use a weblog? The truth is, I like having a project like Flip. It keeps me occupied. It works, but there’s always stuff to...
View ArticleI'm so excited. I just can't hide it.
Oh my. It’s kinda silly that I don’t even feel any loyalty to anything in DC anymore. It’s like the days are just going to bleed by in a blurry countdown until I get to that sunny increasingly...
View ArticleWriter's Block
I used to write. Fiction: stories, poems, and the like, but I mean music. I used to write lots of music. I wrote about a million songs before college, but the first real song I remember writing and...
View Articlematch.com – it doesn't suck that bad
So I’m moving to FL next week, as practically everyone I know knows, and I only know a few people down there, so I figured, “What the hell? I’ll try match.com and see if I get a bite. Well, I didn’t...
View Articlei'm out
I’m done with work. I’m unemployed. I’m done with this placein Arlington. I’m done with glasses. I’m done with DC traffic. I’m done with wishing I were somewhere else. I’m done with missing out on...
View ArticleThey're baaa—aaack
The deal is inked. Three nights only. Thomas and Mack. I hope they come back to FL. Sigh.
View ArticleThoughts on Trey’s Seis de Mayo
Trey Anastasio‘s new album, Seis de Mayo, has really got me thinking. See, i’m a die hard Phish fan, but since the hiatus, I’ve lost some of the zeal (evidenced by the staling of firsttube.com). I’m...
View ArticlePHISH CALLS IT QUITS
Well, I’m very sad to report that Phish has decided to call it quits. This is sad, but also kind of exciting. Imagine what will happen when the guys unlink themselves from the Phish chains and start...
View ArticleTwo Thousand Six Resolutions, Ya'll
Wow. 2006. I will turn 31 this year. I will be married. Now, onto resolutions. I will read more. I will lose weight. I will devote more time to activity and less time to computer and TV. I will finish...
View ArticleBatman Like You've Never Seen Him
Seriously, what in the blue hell is this? Is it comedy? Worse, was it meant to be serious? Are the speech impediments real? Did someone actually write a plot? Batman: Defenders of the Night Highlights:...
View ArticleTo Alberto Gonzales: "What DO you know?"
Fantastic video Congresswoman Maxine Waters of California grilling Attorney General Alberto Gonzales in his congressional hearing: Gonzales won’t crack, because he can’t crack. Because the minute he...
View ArticleMaking the Case: The "Best" Phish Song
This morning, I began wondering to myself: “If asked the best Phish song, what would I respond?” I thought it over, and I have some thoughts. I’ve pondered over my favorite Phish songs before, and...
View ArticleI'm going to slap JeN around
Well, the cat’s out of the bag for me, thanks to JD, and now I’ll definitely have some ‘splainin to do to those I never let know about theonion. On the other hand, it’s been a positive experience in...
View ArticleD'oh.
The Phish shows in Hampton are over. New Years is over. My finger is probably broken, but at a minimum, hurts like hell, I’m sick and generally feel like poo, and my car is bashed up and I don’t know...
View ArticleIt's Funny Cause It's True
I’m such a loser. I don’t need a weblog. I never kept a diary, why would I use a weblog? The truth is, I like having a project like Flip. It keeps me occupied. It works, but there’s always stuff to...
View ArticleI'm so excited. I just can't hide it.
Oh my. It’s kinda silly that I don’t even feel any loyalty to anything in DC anymore. It’s like the days are just going to bleed by in a blurry countdown until I get to that sunny increasingly...
View ArticleWriter's Block
I used to write. Fiction: stories, poems, and the like, but I mean music. I used to write lots of music. I wrote about a million songs before college, but the first real song I remember writing and...
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